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Month: December 2018

A fearless bitch

A fearless bitch

I always had this feeling, That I was very good, At improvising. When I was late, As a kid, In school, I always had a great excuse, Not too unbelievable, But always just right, To not get punished. When my kids, Need something for school, […]

Boy or girl?

Boy or girl?

I still don’t know, If I’m a feminist, Because I’m not completely sure, What it means to be one. When I hear the word, I immediately think, Of woman, Taking off, Their bra’s, And setting them, On fire. I don’t know, How I got stuck, […]

Misinterpretation

Misinterpretation

As humans, We communicate, Through words. We use them everywhere, In books, Tv shows, Advertisements, And with each other. The problem is, The same words, Mean different things, To each person. If we form sentences, With those words, It becomes, Even more complicated. Add tone […]

What to do with this thing called “life”?

What to do with this thing called “life”?

I often hear people, Use the phrase, “I want to make something, Out of my life”, And that sounds so good, Doesn’t it? I immediately, Imagine them, Working hard, Every day, Setting goals, And achieving them. And then I wonder, What am I making, Out […]

That’s just lucky

That’s just lucky

Today, My luck returned. It has been on holiday, For about 6 years, Yes, The bastard took a long time, Hope he had fun in Miami, Or wherever he went. Ever since I was little, I felt like I had a lucky star, An angel, […]

The art of fucking up

The art of fucking up

I am very skilled, In the art, Of fucking up. Yes, I think, This is the only subject, I can really get a degree in. I’ll say things, That come out wrong, And people will look at me, Like I’m an alien, And then I […]